I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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