got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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