Whod you bang
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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