i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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