dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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