would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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