remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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