So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she pinky promised me she was 18
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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