Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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