nut hugger
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
kristin has been a bad kristin
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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