Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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