How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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