yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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