in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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