escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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