my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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