they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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