i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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