You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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