oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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