I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
