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like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
