Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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