If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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