I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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