i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm passing your future prison.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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