Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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