but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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