Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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