My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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