how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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