Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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