I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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