quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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