Your tits are I can't wait for
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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