question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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