sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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