Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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