Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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