Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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