Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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