i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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