I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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