So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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