she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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