I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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