can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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