Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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