You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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