I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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