do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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