If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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