I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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