If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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