People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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